Also, Scotty is like Andy Kaufman...his art is trying to get people to freak out one side or the other. You don't have to like his art, but you have to admit it is well thought out and solicits some sort of response from the reader. I wouldn't be surprised if some hedge fund gives him a billion dollars to manage pretty soon.
Then he'll be on CNBC, his fund will blow up after buying up a basket of AI stocks, and he'll be prosecuted by the Justice Department for using fund capital for his coke habit with Jim Chanos. Finally, he'll finish off with a tell-all memoir on how he got his start here on COBF, and what an ass the site administrator is. But he will never let the facts get in his way...only yours!
Hope that little blurb was up to your standards Scotty! Cheers!
Thank you Parsad. You are a man who can truly appreciate the finer things in life.
We anticipate receiving your $1 billion check by the end of the week. All Become One When Growth Exceeds WACC, so we expect the value of your investments to compound at a rate approaching ∞
for the foreseeable future. Any given year it might be a little more or a little less, but over the long run, we expect our investors to have claims equivalent to the world's annual economic output which we expect to experience hyperbolic growth as the Singularity arrives.
My quarterly letter is in the mail. I request that you DO NOT distribute it publicly, as it contains proprietary information regarding our allocation to each of our four holdings and it would cause great financial harm to us if others were to copy our allocations in Facebook, Amazon, Netflix and Google instead of investing in our fund directly.
Thank you for your confidence in us. We won't let you down.
Founder & CEO
Horsefeather Capital Management