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doughishere

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Re: I Need a Laugh. Tell me a Joke. Keep em PC.
« Reply #180 on: June 19, 2018, 04:00:12 PM »
I nearly invested in this Egyptian tourism business, but then I realized it was just a pyramid scheme.


I bought the Giza pyramids back in 1998 & here's me & my agent getting ready to go to the closing.
He was much better as a sales agent than he is as a property manager.
I still haven't received any rent checks & think I've got squatters.

BTW, nice mullet, huh?


A+ mullet. Or should I say rad mullet, man.
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John Hjorth

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Re: I Need a Laugh. Tell me a Joke. Keep em PC.
« Reply #181 on: June 24, 2018, 07:08:22 AM »
Just a friendly reminder here to all CoBF members investing in banks at the moment: Please remember your auto reply, when we start backsliding into the next turmoil/crisis!
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« Reply #182 on: July 08, 2018, 04:59:33 AM »
A mathematician wakes up to find his house on fire. He frantically looks around before seeing the fire extinguisher on the far wall of the room. "Aha!" he says, "a solution exists!" and goes back to sleep.
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Re: I Need a Laugh. Tell me a Joke. Keep em PC.
« Reply #183 on: July 20, 2018, 03:22:44 AM »
Bay Street vs Wall Street according to growth investors, and some other stuff.
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« Reply #184 on: July 20, 2018, 09:22:29 AM »
A Russian man finds a bottle with a genie in it. Genie says "I will grant you anything you desire, but whatever I give you your neighbor will get double."

The man thinks for a second then says to the genie "Take out one of my eyes."