Author Topic: I Need a Laugh. Tell me a Joke. Keep em PC.  (Read 89860 times)

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« Reply #370 on: March 27, 2020, 01:35:58 PM »
Ya can't make this stuff up..... (from today's news)

“Trump called Rep. Thomas Massie a "third rate Grandstander" and claimed the Kentucky Republican "just wants the publicity" after threatening a roll-call vote, which would require members travel back to the US Capitol to vote in person.”

“John Kerry also attacked Massie on Twitter, saying the congressman "tested positive for being an asshole" and that he must be "quarantined to prevent the spread of his massive stupidity." 
"Finally, something the president and I can agree on!"
Massie was right about a lot of his justification. I would link his tweet but my company has now blocked twitter to save bandwidth....
No, that guy is just an asshole. Read the tweet too.

Btw, when John Kerry and Donald Trump can agree on one thing. You know it's true....


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« Reply #371 on: March 27, 2020, 02:34:33 PM »
Ya can't make this stuff up..... (from today's news)

“Trump called Rep. Thomas Massie a "third rate Grandstander" and claimed the Kentucky Republican "just wants the publicity" after threatening a roll-call vote, which would require members travel back to the US Capitol to vote in person.”

“John Kerry also attacked Massie on Twitter, saying the congressman "tested positive for being an asshole" and that he must be "quarantined to prevent the spread of his massive stupidity." 
"Finally, something the president and I can agree on!"
Massie was right about a lot of his justification. I would link his tweet but my company has now blocked twitter to save bandwidth....
No, that guy is just an asshole. Read the tweet too.

Btw, when John Kerry and Donald Trump can agree on one thing. You know it's true....

No, he was right. Fiscal responsibility shouldn’t be abandoned simply because emotions are high and people are losing their shit.

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« Reply #372 on: March 27, 2020, 02:54:25 PM »
No, he was right. Fiscal responsibility shouldn’t be abandoned simply because emotions are high and people are losing their shit.
I was gonna say that this is a joke thread. But you post is in keeping with the spirit.

The guy who votes no on everything but voted for the Trump tax cut. Yes. Thomas Massey... Paragon of fiscal responsibility! LOL!!!

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« Reply #373 on: March 27, 2020, 03:27:41 PM »
No, he was right. Fiscal responsibility shouldn’t be abandoned simply because emotions are high and people are losing their shit.
I was gonna say that this is a joke thread. But you post is in keeping with the spirit.

The guy who votes no on everything but voted for the Trump tax cut. Yes. Thomas Massey... Paragon of fiscal responsibility! LOL!!!

He voted for less taxes being paid. He would vote for less taxes for individuals as well. You’re making a false equivalence and then drawing your own conclusion. That’s the joke.

What’s even funnier is you’re saying a congressman is an asshole for upholding his oath to obey the constitution...

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« Reply #374 on: March 27, 2020, 03:58:01 PM »
No, he was right. Fiscal responsibility shouldn’t be abandoned simply because emotions are high and people are losing their shit.
I was gonna say that this is a joke thread. But you post is in keeping with the spirit.

The guy who votes no on everything but voted for the Trump tax cut. Yes. Thomas Massey... Paragon of fiscal responsibility! LOL!!!

He voted for less taxes being paid. He would vote for less taxes for individuals as well. You’re making a false equivalence and then drawing your own conclusion. That’s the joke.

What’s even funnier is you’re saying a congressman is an asshole for upholding his oath to obey the constitution...
I see. it's not fiscal irresponsibility when you cut taxes. lol