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rkbabang

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Re: I Need a Laugh. Tell me a Joke. Keep em PC.
« Reply #350 on: March 26, 2020, 08:27:54 AM »
"Jesus died for our sins, grandma died for the Dow."

Grandma's far more useful, my sins are just fine the way they are.


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Re: I Need a Laugh. Tell me a Joke. Keep em PC.
« Reply #354 on: March 27, 2020, 07:38:02 AM »
I was in a long line at 7:45 am today at the grocery store that opened at 8 for seniors only. A young man came from the parking lot and tried to cut in at the front of the line, but an old lady beat him back into the parking lot with her cane. He returned and tried to cut in again, but an old man punched him in the gut, then kicked him to the ground and rolled him away.
As he approached the line for the third time he said, "If you don't let me unlock the door, you'll never get in there."

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Re: I Need a Laugh. Tell me a Joke. Keep em PC.
« Reply #355 on: March 27, 2020, 08:33:58 AM »

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« Reply #356 on: March 27, 2020, 08:59:30 AM »
Yay, Amerika is finally embracing communism!  gets a monthly check for doing nothing, but we have to stand in line for toilet paper.
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Re: I Need a Laugh. Tell me a Joke. Keep em PC.
« Reply #357 on: March 27, 2020, 09:57:05 AM »
Yay, Amerika is finally embracing communism!  gets a monthly check for doing nothing, but we have to stand in line for toilet paper.

Putin has won. Soviet Union is back again.
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Re: I Need a Laugh. Tell me a Joke. Keep em PC.
« Reply #358 on: March 27, 2020, 10:37:17 AM »
Putin has won. Soviet Union is back again.

Bahhhaaaahhhaa..   I was worried about my Soviet made computer, and my Soviet Shoes, and the Soviet companies that I invest in..

 ;)  baaaaa
The fastest Cheetah still waits for the lame baby antelope.  ..patience..

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Re: I Need a Laugh. Tell me a Joke. Keep em PC.
« Reply #359 on: March 27, 2020, 10:39:31 AM »
Putin has won. Soviet Union is back again.

Bahhhaaaahhhaa..   I was worried about my SovietChinese made computer, and my SovietChinese Shoes, and the SovietChinese companies that I invest in..

 ;)  baaaaa

Fixed that for you.  ;)
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