Author Topic: Deck Chairs on the Titanic: Coronavirus Edition  (Read 2968 times)

Read the Footnotes

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 550
Re: Deck Chairs on the Titanic: Coronavirus Edition
« Reply #10 on: May 22, 2020, 08:16:36 AM »
"I'll get things started here  . . .

Orange man bad."


On the 'other thread', when I posted that I was beginning to become prejudiced against Orange people.  I was immediately called a raciest by a certain poster. 

That being the case, I humbly apologize to all people of the orange color, except one.

You don't choose your skin color!



Except for one orange dude.

You're saying he's not really orange, but he identifies as orange?


Read the Footnotes

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 550
Re: Deck Chairs on the Titanic: Coronavirus Edition
« Reply #11 on: May 22, 2020, 09:34:16 AM »
"I'll get things started here  . . .

Orange man bad."


On the 'other thread', when I posted that I was beginning to become prejudiced against Orange people.  I was immediately called a raciest by a certain poster. 

That being the case, I humbly apologize to all people of the orange color, except one.

You don't choose your skin color!



Except for one orange dude.

You're saying he's not really orange, but he identifies as orange?
I realized that the answer to my question is likely that he identifies as thin, toned and naturally tanned.

ERICOPOLY

  • Lifetime Member
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 7763
Re: Deck Chairs on the Titanic: Coronavirus Edition
« Reply #12 on: May 22, 2020, 09:46:45 AM »
Trump identifies as a person of color.

Jurgis

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 5269
    • Porfolio
Re: Deck Chairs on the Titanic: Coronavirus Edition
« Reply #13 on: May 22, 2020, 11:02:27 AM »
Trump identifies as a person of color.

mic drop
"Human civilization? It might be a good idea." - Not Gandhi
"Before you can be rich, you must be poor." - Nef Anyo
"Money is an illusion" - Not Karl Marx
--------------------------------------------------------------------
"American History X", "Milk", "The Insider", "Dirty Money", "LBJ"

Read the Footnotes

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 550
Re: Deck Chairs on the Titanic: Coronavirus Edition
« Reply #14 on: May 22, 2020, 12:47:11 PM »
Trump identifies as a person of color.

mic drop

That means he HAS to vote for Biden, correct?

Jurgis

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 5269
    • Porfolio
Re: Deck Chairs on the Titanic: Coronavirus Edition
« Reply #15 on: May 22, 2020, 01:38:11 PM »
Trump identifies as a person of color.

mic drop

That means he HAS to vote for Biden, correct?

Decisions, decisions.



There's some quality content on this thread, dawgs.
"Human civilization? It might be a good idea." - Not Gandhi
"Before you can be rich, you must be poor." - Nef Anyo
"Money is an illusion" - Not Karl Marx
--------------------------------------------------------------------
"American History X", "Milk", "The Insider", "Dirty Money", "LBJ"

Spekulatius

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 4787
Re: Deck Chairs on the Titanic: Coronavirus Edition
« Reply #16 on: May 22, 2020, 04:43:19 PM »
Isnít Memorial Day the time for a patriotic disaster movie? Now with movie theatre's closed what are we going to watch? Do the WH farce force Meetings count?

And I thought America always wins, isnít that how it works? I am confused - 80K Americans dead and the virus is still alive and well. Powellís Fed bazooka was great, but the Virus doesnít care about this either. This just sucks. The story line sucks and drags on too long. I like in Armageddon better. Iíd rather have a meteor hit.
Life is too short for cheap beer and wine.

Jurgis

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 5269
    • Porfolio
Re: Deck Chairs on the Titanic: Coronavirus Edition
« Reply #17 on: May 22, 2020, 04:47:12 PM »
Isnít Memorial Day the time for a patriotic disaster movie? Now with movie theatre's closed what are we going to watch? Do the WH farce force Meetings count?

And I thought America always wins, isnít that how it works? I am confused - 80K Americans dead and the virus is still alive and well. Powellís Fed bazooka was great, but the Virus doesnít care about this either. This just sucks. The story line sucks and drags on too long. I like in Armageddon better. Iíd rather have a meteor hit.

You haven't seen the ending yet.



Maybe the asteroid is still coming.



Maybe Trumpie, Biden, Xi and Putin go nuke the asteroid.



Maybe they don't return.



Hey, why was Biden included in that team?
"Human civilization? It might be a good idea." - Not Gandhi
"Before you can be rich, you must be poor." - Nef Anyo
"Money is an illusion" - Not Karl Marx
--------------------------------------------------------------------
"American History X", "Milk", "The Insider", "Dirty Money", "LBJ"

ERICOPOLY

  • Lifetime Member
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 7763
Re: Deck Chairs on the Titanic: Coronavirus Edition
« Reply #18 on: May 23, 2020, 08:03:35 AM »
Is this an admission that we'd be safer from the virus in China?

US accuses China of blocking US flights, demands action
https://www.malaymail.com/news/world/2020/05/23/us-accuses-china-of-blocking-us-flights-demands-action/1868874

« Last Edit: May 23, 2020, 08:27:11 AM by ERICOPOLY »

ERICOPOLY

  • Lifetime Member
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 7763
Re: Deck Chairs on the Titanic: Coronavirus Edition
« Reply #19 on: May 23, 2020, 08:50:20 AM »
Remember when saving any lives at all from blocking flights from China was THE drum to beat for a Trump fanboy? 


More than 90 percent of houses of worship have been closed in order to prevent the spread of the coronavirus, and numerous polls have actually shown that a majority of the American public support the restrictions.


https://www.npr.org/sections/coronavirus-live-updates/2020/05/23/861386816/president-trump-sides-with-churches-asserting-a-right-to-reopen