Good Ole Joe is your next President

[Cardboard]

"Why is banning fracking considered "loony"? I would not let my family live anywhere close to anywhere where there's any sort of fracking activity."

It is amazing the level of propaganda that has been going on. By the way, the original anti-fracking film was funded by Russia so hopefully it tells you something. Lots of lies in there.

It is also very interesting to hear from a European who would not let his family live in a farm field with an oil well drilled 2,000 feet below ground but, who would let his family live by highly poluted rivers, diesel infested air, next to a nuclear reactor and such dense population that any dangerous, untreatable flu would cause all of them to die.

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[Read the Footnotes]

Not sure it's going to be "Good Ole Joe". You might want to pick from this list:

US Order of Presidential Succession

No.   Office      Current officer
1   Vice President      Mike Pence (R)
2   Speaker of the House of Representatives      Nancy Pelosi (D)
3   President Pro Tempore of the Senate      Chuck Grassley (R)
4   Secretary of State      Mike Pompeo (R)
5   Secretary of the Treasury      Steven Mnuchin (R)
6   Secretary of Defense      Mark Esper (R)
7   Attorney General      William P. Barr (R)

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Not sure it's going to be "Good Ole Joe". You might want to pick from this list:

US Order of Presidential Succession

No.   Office      Current officer
1   Vice President      Mike Pence (R)
2   Speaker of the House of Representatives      Nancy Pelosi (D)
3   President Pro Tempore of the Senate      Chuck Grassley (R)
4   Secretary of State      Mike Pompeo (R)
5   Secretary of the Treasury      Steven Mnuchin (R)
6   Secretary of Defense      Mark Esper (R)
7   Attorney General      William P. Barr (R)

If that isn't scary, I don't know what is.  Let the big dumb Orangeman finish his term.

[Cardboard]

I am fine with 8 years of Mike Pence from now on.

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Pence is implicated as participating in the Ukraine shakedown, so it is not clear how that will work out for him.

I am fine with 8 years of Mike Pence from now on.

[rkbabang]

Does anyone take this guy's campaign seriously?

https://www.washingtonexaminer.com/news/you-dont-have-to-do-this-joe-internet-mocks-image-of-joe-biden-nibbling-wifes-finger

“By the way, you know, I sit on the stand and it’d get hot. I got a lot of — I got hairy legs that turn blonde in the sun,” Biden said. “And the kids used to come up and reach in the pool and rub my leg down so it was straight and then watch the hair come back up again.”
He concluded his tale by saying, “I love kids jumping on my lap.”

https://www.washingtonexaminer.com/news/this-cant-be-real-life-joe-biden-leaves-many-grossed-out-with-story-about-his-leg-hair

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Does anyone take this guy's campaign seriously?

https://www.washingtonexaminer.com/news/you-dont-have-to-do-this-joe-internet-mocks-image-of-joe-biden-nibbling-wifes-finger

“By the way, you know, I sit on the stand and it’d get hot. I got a lot of — I got hairy legs that turn blonde in the sun,” Biden said. “And the kids used to come up and reach in the pool and rub my leg down so it was straight and then watch the hair come back up again.”
He concluded his tale by saying, “I love kids jumping on my lap.”

https://www.washingtonexaminer.com/news/this-cant-be-real-life-joe-biden-leaves-many-grossed-out-with-story-about-his-leg-hair

Yeah, saw that on Twitter. Can someone explain to me what this means? I guess I don’t do enough drugs.

[rkbabang]

Does anyone take this guy's campaign seriously?

https://www.washingtonexaminer.com/news/you-dont-have-to-do-this-joe-internet-mocks-image-of-joe-biden-nibbling-wifes-finger

“By the way, you know, I sit on the stand and it’d get hot. I got a lot of — I got hairy legs that turn blonde in the sun,” Biden said. “And the kids used to come up and reach in the pool and rub my leg down so it was straight and then watch the hair come back up again.”
He concluded his tale by saying, “I love kids jumping on my lap.”

https://www.washingtonexaminer.com/news/this-cant-be-real-life-joe-biden-leaves-many-grossed-out-with-story-about-his-leg-hair

Yeah, saw that on Twitter. Can someone explain to me what this means? I guess I don’t do enough drugs.

Smelling kids, or the weird speech about his leg hair?  If it's smelling kids, just google it there are hundreds of videos and photos of him being creepy with children, usually involving him sniffing them as he rubs or touches   them inappropriately while they have horrified looks on their faces. If it's the leg hair speech only Joe knows.

[Spekulatius]

His best chance is to keep his mouth shut and hope that the other candidates all collapse by shooting themselves in the foot. If he were to be elected, it would mean 4 years of doing basically nothing, which actually would be an improvment from the current situation.
https://youtu.be/J6VjPM5CeWs

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Smart girl