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meiroy

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Re: Political Humor!
« Reply #10 on: September 23, 2019, 10:39:06 PM »
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1176339522113679360

LOL! (watch the video... then read it again)


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Re: Political Humor!
« Reply #11 on: September 26, 2019, 06:02:58 PM »
https://i.redd.it/dd9a3vd4wyo31.jpg

Everything you need to know about Lindsey Graham :D
"Lethargy bordering on sloth remains the cornerstone of our investment style."
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Re: Political Humor!
« Reply #12 on: September 27, 2019, 06:04:38 AM »
Life is too short for cheap beer and wine.

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Re: Political Humor!
« Reply #13 on: September 27, 2019, 07:54:40 AM »
Itís early in the day, but here we go:
https://thebelladonnacomedy.com/wine-pairings-for-any-impending-impeachment-scenario-12c78a89a590

I'm not a wine guy, so I'll stick with Sam Adams on draft watching the system burn.

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Re: Political Humor!
« Reply #14 on: September 30, 2019, 04:21:22 AM »

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Re: Political Humor!
« Reply #15 on: September 30, 2019, 04:43:46 AM »
Lol!

He is awesome! He knows that he is pissing off a lot of people and he is rubbing it in their face!

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Re: Political Humor!
« Reply #16 on: October 05, 2019, 08:01:04 PM »
"Lethargy bordering on sloth remains the cornerstone of our investment style."
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Re: Political Humor!
« Reply #17 on: October 12, 2019, 06:36:12 AM »
What did Californians use to light their homes before candles?

Electricity.

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Re: Political Humor!
« Reply #18 on: October 14, 2019, 06:48:00 PM »
Donald Trump and Barack Obama end up in the same barbershop As they sat there, each being worked on by a different barber, not a word was spoken. The barbers were even afraid to start a conversation, for fear that it would turn into politics. As the barbers finished their shaves, the one who had Trump in his chair reached for the aftershave. Trump was quick to stop him saying "No way buddy, my wife will smell that and think I've been in a damn whorehouse." The second barber turned to Obama and said "How about you?" Obama replied, "Go ahead, my wife doesn't know what the inside of a whorehouse smells like.

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Re: Political Humor!
« Reply #19 on: October 18, 2019, 11:14:12 AM »
"I don't know what to do," says the Devil. "You're on my list but I have no room for you. But you definitely have to stay here, so I'll tell you what I'm going to do. I've got three people here who weren't quite as bad as you. I'll let one of them go, but you have to take their place. I'll even let YOU decide who leaves." Trump thought that sounded pretty good so he agreed.

The devil opened the first room. In it was Richard Nixon and a large pool of water. He kept diving in and surfacing empty handed over and over and over, such was his fate in Hell. "No!" Trump said. "I don't think so. I'm not a good swimmer and I don't think I could do that all day long."

The Devil led him to the next room. In it was Tony Blair with a sledgehammer and a room full of rocks. All he did was swing that hammer, time after time after time. "No! I've got this problem with my shoulder. I would be in constant agony if all I could do was break rocks all day!" commented Trump.

The Devil opened a third door. In it, Trump saw Bill Clinton lying naked on the floor with his arms staked over his head and his legs staked in spread-eagle pose. Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing what she does best.

Trump looked at this in disbelief for a while and finally said, "Yeah, I can handle this."

The Devil smiled and said, "Monica, you're free to go".......

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