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rkbabang

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Re: Political Humor!
« Reply #20 on: October 25, 2019, 11:24:16 AM »


meiroy

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Re: Political Humor!
« Reply #21 on: October 30, 2019, 06:54:01 AM »
https://twitter.com/jimmykimmel/status/1189153270167564288

We mashed up
@BarackObama
ís Bin Laden speech with
@RealDonaldTrump
ís al-Baghdadi speech, and the results are amazing

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Re: Political Humor!
« Reply #22 on: October 31, 2019, 12:23:45 PM »
Straight from the horse's mouth:

https://i.imgur.com/J6qmUWb.png
"Lethargy bordering on sloth remains the cornerstone of our investment style."
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Re: Political Humor!
« Reply #23 on: November 01, 2019, 09:08:16 AM »
Not really humorous but pretty quippy:


"Lethargy bordering on sloth remains the cornerstone of our investment style."
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Re: Political Humor!
« Reply #24 on: November 08, 2019, 07:14:07 AM »
Democrats and Republicans will use your tax dollars efficiently and effectively.

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Re: Political Humor!
« Reply #25 on: December 24, 2019, 02:13:57 PM »
"Lethargy bordering on sloth remains the cornerstone of our investment style."
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rkbabang

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Re: Political Humor!
« Reply #26 on: January 08, 2020, 04:45:03 AM »
Someone posted this to FB and I couldn't stop laughing.  It was the picture attached to this message (look at that first) and then the text:

I never understood wind.
You know, I know
windmills very much.
I have studied it
better than anybody
else. Itís very expensive.
They are made in China
and Germany mostly.
óVery few made here, almost none,
but they are manufactured, tremendous
óif you are into thisó
tremendous fumes. Gases are
spewing into the atmosphere. You know
we have a world
right?

So the world
is tiny
compared to the universe.
So tremendous, tremendous
amount of fumes and everything.
You talk about
the carbon footprint
ó fumes are spewing into the air.
Right? Spewing.
Whether itís in China,
Germany, itís going into the air.
Itís our air
their air
everything ó right?

A windmill will kill many bald eagles.
After a certain number
they make you turn the windmill off.
That is true.
óBy the way
they make you turn it off.
And yet, if you killed one
they put you in jail.
That is OK.

You want to see a bird graveyard?
You just go.
Take a look.
A bird graveyard.
Go under a windmill someday,
youíll see
more birds
than youíve ever seen
in your life.

~ D. Trump
12/21/2019

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Re: Political Humor!
« Reply #27 on: January 09, 2020, 03:01:25 PM »
How do Mexicans feel about Trump's wall?

They'll get over it. Although the wall is so tall that no Juan can climb it.

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Re: Political Humor!
« Reply #28 on: February 07, 2020, 10:39:55 AM »
The 2020 Democratic National Convention will be held at the Fiserv Forum, Milwaukee, WI. 

A building that looks like Trump's hair.


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Re: Political Humor!
« Reply #29 on: February 07, 2020, 11:17:37 AM »
it has all become a shakespearean tragedy for the Ds:  "out out damn trump..."