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Title: Political Humor!
Post by: LC on September 10, 2019, 06:24:41 PM
We have so many contentious threads here in the politics section, perhaps some humor could lighten the mood? I'll kick it off.

Meet Trump's new national security advisor:

https://preview.redd.it/kyimm9j72tl31.png?width=471&auto=webp&s=8cb4fb637f8832ce046dc78d32a2d04c55ff5dda

 ;D
Title: Re: Political Humor!
Post by: rkbabang on September 11, 2019, 06:18:00 AM
A great slide show. Starting with "John Bolton Arrives In Office Excited To See So Many Familiar Wars"  and ending with "John Bolton Consoles Self That At Least He Didnt Help To Make World Safer Place"

SLIDESHOW
America Ends Negotiations With Bloodthirsty Warlord: A Look Back At John Bolton's Time In The Trump Administration
https://politics.theonion.com/america-ends-negotiations-with-bloodthirsty-warlord-a-1838014761
Title: Re: Political Humor!
Post by: cwericb on September 11, 2019, 06:27:19 AM

I frankly felt like the reception we received on the way in from the airport was very warm and hospitable. And I want to thank the Canadian people who came out to wave -- with all five fingers -- for their hospitality.

― George W. Bush
   November 2004
Title: Re: Political Humor!
Post by: LC on September 12, 2019, 05:56:07 PM

I frankly felt like the reception we received on the way in from the airport was very warm and hospitable. And I want to thank the Canadian people who came out to wave -- with all five fingers -- for their hospitality.

― George W. Bush
   November 2004
I guess the one finger salute wasn't welcoming enough?  ;D

While we're on the topic, remember the "Trump handshake" stuff?

https://i.imgur.com/JBtqU4m.gifv
Title: Re: Political Humor!
Post by: cwericb on September 13, 2019, 05:24:42 AM
That was great LC, I'm still laughing.


Title: Re: Political Humor!
Post by: LC on September 13, 2019, 08:19:24 AM
Pence's visit to Iceland:

https://i.imgur.com/MRWHT2Y.jpg

This one is on David Koch:

https://i.redd.it/3thiisdajdi31.png
Title: Re: Political Humor!
Post by: rkbabang on September 13, 2019, 09:22:47 AM

I frankly felt like the reception we received on the way in from the airport was very warm and hospitable. And I want to thank the Canadian people who came out to wave -- with all five fingers -- for their hospitality.

― George W. Bush
   November 2004

Speaking of W. and how he was welcomed in foreign countries.   This one never gets old:  https://i.imgur.com/Mv5dCk0.gif
Title: Re: Political Humor!
Post by: LC on September 13, 2019, 01:03:15 PM
Real recognize real!

https://i.imgur.com/zRX822A.gif
Title: Re: Political Humor!
Post by: LC on September 16, 2019, 07:23:37 PM
https://i.redd.it/a1rsrnounym31.jpg

And the best part - Trump predicted it himself!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hda7Sd1MPzY&feature=youtu.be
Title: Re: Political Humor!
Post by: Value^2 on September 17, 2019, 05:24:40 AM
https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/271/031/424.jpg_large
Title: Re: Political Humor!
Post by: meiroy on September 23, 2019, 10:39:06 PM
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1176339522113679360

LOL! (watch the video... then read it again)
Title: Re: Political Humor!
Post by: LC on September 26, 2019, 06:02:58 PM
https://i.redd.it/dd9a3vd4wyo31.jpg

Everything you need to know about Lindsey Graham :D
Title: Re: Political Humor!
Post by: Spekulatius on September 27, 2019, 06:04:38 AM
Its early in the day, but here we go:
https://thebelladonnacomedy.com/wine-pairings-for-any-impending-impeachment-scenario-12c78a89a590
Title: Re: Political Humor!
Post by: rkbabang on September 27, 2019, 07:54:40 AM
Its early in the day, but here we go:
https://thebelladonnacomedy.com/wine-pairings-for-any-impending-impeachment-scenario-12c78a89a590

I'm not a wine guy, so I'll stick with Sam Adams on draft watching the system burn.
Title: Re: Political Humor!
Post by: Value^2 on September 30, 2019, 04:21:22 AM
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1142157838153895941
Title: Re: Political Humor!
Post by: Cardboard on September 30, 2019, 04:43:46 AM
Lol!

He is awesome! He knows that he is pissing off a lot of people and he is rubbing it in their face!
Title: Re: Political Humor!
Post by: LC on October 05, 2019, 08:01:04 PM
https://i.redd.it/9i3hker7mrq31.jpg

 8) 8)
Title: Re: Political Humor!
Post by: rkbabang on October 12, 2019, 06:36:12 AM
What did Californians use to light their homes before candles?

Electricity.
Title: Re: Political Humor!
Post by: LC on October 14, 2019, 06:48:00 PM
Donald Trump and Barack Obama end up in the same barbershop As they sat there, each being worked on by a different barber, not a word was spoken. The barbers were even afraid to start a conversation, for fear that it would turn into politics. As the barbers finished their shaves, the one who had Trump in his chair reached for the aftershave. Trump was quick to stop him saying "No way buddy, my wife will smell that and think I've been in a damn whorehouse." The second barber turned to Obama and said "How about you?" Obama replied, "Go ahead, my wife doesn't know what the inside of a whorehouse smells like.

Title: Re: Political Humor!
Post by: LC on October 18, 2019, 11:14:12 AM
"I don't know what to do," says the Devil. "You're on my list but I have no room for you. But you definitely have to stay here, so I'll tell you what I'm going to do. I've got three people here who weren't quite as bad as you. I'll let one of them go, but you have to take their place. I'll even let YOU decide who leaves." Trump thought that sounded pretty good so he agreed.

The devil opened the first room. In it was Richard Nixon and a large pool of water. He kept diving in and surfacing empty handed over and over and over, such was his fate in Hell. "No!" Trump said. "I don't think so. I'm not a good swimmer and I don't think I could do that all day long."

The Devil led him to the next room. In it was Tony Blair with a sledgehammer and a room full of rocks. All he did was swing that hammer, time after time after time. "No! I've got this problem with my shoulder. I would be in constant agony if all I could do was break rocks all day!" commented Trump.

The Devil opened a third door. In it, Trump saw Bill Clinton lying naked on the floor with his arms staked over his head and his legs staked in spread-eagle pose. Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing what she does best.

Trump looked at this in disbelief for a while and finally said, "Yeah, I can handle this."

The Devil smiled and said, "Monica, you're free to go".......

Title: Re: Political Humor!
Post by: rkbabang on October 25, 2019, 11:24:16 AM
Survival Tip
https://twitter.com/_youhadonejob1/status/1157601922783830018
Title: Re: Political Humor!
Post by: meiroy on October 30, 2019, 06:54:01 AM
https://twitter.com/jimmykimmel/status/1189153270167564288

We mashed up
@BarackObama
s Bin Laden speech with
@RealDonaldTrump
s al-Baghdadi speech, and the results are amazing
Title: Re: Political Humor!
Post by: LC on October 31, 2019, 12:23:45 PM
Straight from the horse's mouth:

https://i.imgur.com/J6qmUWb.png
Title: Re: Political Humor!
Post by: LC on November 01, 2019, 09:08:16 AM
Not really humorous but pretty quippy:


(https://i.redd.it/diq3papie2w31.png)
Title: Re: Political Humor!
Post by: Castanza on November 08, 2019, 07:14:07 AM
Democrats and Republicans will use your tax dollars efficiently and effectively.

Title: Re: Political Humor!
Post by: LC on December 24, 2019, 02:13:57 PM
(https://i.redd.it/b81ovu6h6m641.jpg)
Title: Re: Political Humor!
Post by: rkbabang on January 08, 2020, 04:45:03 AM
Someone posted this to FB and I couldn't stop laughing.  It was the picture attached to this message (look at that first) and then the text:

I never understood wind.
You know, I know
windmills very much.
I have studied it
better than anybody
else. Its very expensive.
They are made in China
and Germany mostly.
Very few made here, almost none,
but they are manufactured, tremendous
if you are into this
tremendous fumes. Gases are
spewing into the atmosphere. You know
we have a world
right?

So the world
is tiny
compared to the universe.
So tremendous, tremendous
amount of fumes and everything.
You talk about
the carbon footprint
fumes are spewing into the air.
Right? Spewing.
Whether its in China,
Germany, its going into the air.
Its our air
their air
everything right?

A windmill will kill many bald eagles.
After a certain number
they make you turn the windmill off.
That is true.
By the way
they make you turn it off.
And yet, if you killed one
they put you in jail.
That is OK.

You want to see a bird graveyard?
You just go.
Take a look.
A bird graveyard.
Go under a windmill someday,
youll see
more birds
than youve ever seen
in your life.

~ D. Trump
12/21/2019
Title: Re: Political Humor!
Post by: Jurgis on January 09, 2020, 03:01:25 PM
How do Mexicans feel about Trump's wall?

They'll get over it. Although the wall is so tall that no Juan can climb it.

--------------------------------------------------
What would happen if Donald Trump was about to be assassinated?

Secret Service would shout "Donald, Duck!
--------------------------------------------------

Nobody believes that I can name the Canadian Prime Minister.

It's Trudeau.
Title: Re: Political Humor!
Post by: rkbabang on February 07, 2020, 10:39:55 AM
The 2020 Democratic National Convention will be held at the Fiserv Forum, Milwaukee, WI. 

A building that looks like Trump's hair.

(https://www.nba.com/bucks/sites/bucks/files/fiserv-forum-tours-190321.jpg?w=756&h=504)
Title: Re: Political Humor!
Post by: cherzeca on February 07, 2020, 11:17:37 AM
it has all become a shakespearean tragedy for the Ds:  "out out damn trump..."
Title: Re: Political Humor!
Post by: LC on February 13, 2020, 10:41:07 PM
(https://i.pinimg.com/564x/9e/42/27/9e422705cd27cf620fd9cc16389d4aa1.jpg)
Title: Re: Political Humor!
Post by: rkbabang on February 14, 2020, 07:25:03 PM
Never trust a man who combs his hair with a balloon.
Title: Re: Political Humor!
Post by: ERICOPOLY on February 14, 2020, 10:12:55 PM
https://babylonbee.com/news/reanimated-che-guevara-announces-2020-run-quickly-criticized-as-too-moderate
Title: Re: Political Humor!
Post by: ERICOPOLY on February 17, 2020, 09:00:03 AM
Trump campaign manager deletes dramatic Air Force One photo after people point out it's from 2004

https://www.cnn.com/2020/02/16/politics/parscale-tweet-daytona-500-air-force-one-photo/index.html
Title: Re: Political Humor!
Post by: rkbabang on February 17, 2020, 10:53:07 AM
A libertarian dies and (of course) goes to heaven.

They meet God, who says:  "Welcome to heaven!  As a welcoming bonus, I will give you the answer to one question.  Any question you like."

The libertarian says:  "Am I being detained?"
Title: Re: Political Humor!
Post by: Value^2 on February 18, 2020, 08:39:51 AM
#Obama is trying to take credit for the #Trump economic boom.   ;D
https://twitter.com/afbranco/status/1229683531862855681